Oberweis - Chesterfield, MO

Tonight, we got a treat at the Oberweis in "The Valley."

Features

• A one-person bathroom.
• 1 urinal, 1 automatic toilet
• 1 automatic sink, 1 soap dispenser, 1 automatic hand dryer
• Trash can against the wall in the middle of the room
• A "Hand Washing Procedure" sign

Cleanliness

• Clean as a button. Or something like that.
  

Atmosphere/Decor

• Well lit
• Loud shaky noise
• Toilet cleaner behind toilet
• Grey and tan checkered floor
• Half drywall half white-tile-with-small-red -stripe-at-the-top-of-the-tile wall

Music
None.

Viviano's - Chesterfield, MO

I went to Viviano's with my church group tonight. Let's see what went down.

Privacy/Security

• A-ok.
  

Features

• 1 urinal, 1 toilet
• 1 sink, 1 soap dispenser, 1 paper towel dispenser
• A trash can by the door
• A rubber mat under the urinal
• Italian posters and painting on the walls
  

Cleanliness

• There was a paper town by the trash can. Other than that, not much.

Atmosphere/Decor

• There was an unpainted part of the wall by the trash can, that looked like it had been accidentally scraped off.
• Brick red drywall
• Dark green tile floor
• Black stall wall
• Annoying buzzing noise in ceiling
• Plunger behind toilet
  

Music
None.

Gordmans - Ellisville, MO

Now, I know I said that I would only do restaurants, but I thought, "Eh, why not? I got nothin' better to do." So, here we go.

Privacy/Security

• The stall wall didn't seem all that sturdy.
• The stall door had two locks, but only one of them actully worked. The other one seemed store bought. It was a gold circular shape, and seemed more pretty than useful.

Features

• 2 sinks, 1 soap dispencer, 2(?) paper towel dispencers
• 1 urinal, 1 stall
• Coat hanger on stall door
• Air Freshener
• The toilet didn't really work well, if at all. It was hard to tell if it was doing its job or not.
• Baby change station
• GOJO hand soap. (The foam stuff)
• Seats outside of bathroom
• A strange paper towel dispencer. It had two slots for paper towels, but only one could be used.
• Gift Card ads on mirrors
• A lightswitch.

Cleanliness

• Nothing to report here. I guess that means it was clean enough.

Atmosphere/Decor

• There was a plunger behind the toilet.
• White drywall
• Tan tile floor
• Yellowish-tan stall wall
• Hole in the wall, about the size of your pointer finger
• Well lit
• Cigar poster
• Slightly annoying heater noise behind the wall

Music
None.

Jack in the Box - Wildwood, MO

I went with my family to Jack in the Box a few days ago. The restroom wasn't half bad.


Privacy/Security

• The stall door seemed to small. There were big gaps on the top and bottom of the door.
• The "stall" was pretty much another room, kind of like the Burger King in Ellisville, MO.
• The urinal was right next to the stall door, but enclosed, so it felt pretty secure.

Features

• 1 sink, 1 soap dispenser
  
• 1 "stall," 1 urinal
• 1 hand dryer
  
• 2 trash cans (one in the stall)
• No mirror
• Toilet seat covers
• Odd toilet paper dispenser. It was half open, half enclosed
• Super thin toilet paper

Cleanliness

• Air freshener
  
• A sign that told everyone to wash their hands
• A "we clean this bathroom often" sign
• The soap dispenser was over the ground, meaning any soap that didn't make it into your hands made it to the ground.
  

Atmosphere/Decor

• Grey tile floor with matching stall door
• Whit tile wall with a checkered red and black stripe
• Well lit
• The bathroom smelled kind of smokey, despite the air freshener
  

Music
None.

Indigo Joe's - Wildwood, MO

We went out to eat tonight at one of my favorite restaurants, Indigo Joe's. It's fairly new, but let's see if the bathroom is the same...

Privacy/Security

• One of the stall locks was broken. The metal bar would come out, but there was nothing to keep it in place
  

Features

• 2 automatic paper towel dispensers
  
• 2 automatic sinks, 1 automatic soap dispenser
• 2 urinals, 2 stalls
• Coat hanger on stall door
• TV on wall, behind sink, with the audio played through the speakers on the ceiling
• "Reading material" placed above urinals and toilets
• Baby change station
• Posters all over the place
• News article mentioning Indigo Joe's in Wildwood taped onto mirror

Cleanliness

• Toilet paper on the pipes behind the toilet
• Wet spots on floor
  

Atmosphere/Decor

• Squeaky stall door
• Brown tile floor
• Half tan tile half tan drywall
• Tan stall door
  
• Yellow-tan ceiling
• Well lit
  

Music
None, but the audio for the TV was from a different channel than the one displayed.

McDonalds - Holt Summit, MO

While coming back from a youth retreat in Roach, MO, we stopped at a vintage McDoanlds in Holt Summit to eat lunch. (Yes, that is the actual picture of the restaurant.)

Privacy/Security

• Larger and more spread out
  

Features

• 2 Hand driers
  
• 2 sinks
  
• 2 urinals, 2 stalls
• Baby change station
• Metal toilet paper dispencer
  

Cleanliness

• Vandalized stall door
• A cool metal thing was attached to the bottom of the door, so you could open it with your foot, instead of touching that disease-ridden handle.
  

Atmosphere/Decor

• Brown wooden-tile floor
• White tile walls, green stripe of drywall above tile
  
• Great lighting
• Two pictures of Marilyn Monroe "graced" the wall, including this famous one.
  

Music
Same old, same old, top hits from the 90s.